- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

What flys? A fly

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

The WNBA

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

Your mom goes to college

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

what is white and red all over? a ginger

What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What's white and very boney? A bone

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