I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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Your mom goes to college

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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I love Ciara!

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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