If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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knock knock your gay

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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