Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Patrick is gay

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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balls in ya mouf

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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