what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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