what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

i have 2 penises

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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