- Anti Joke

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

I have read the Terms of Service.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

A guy is playing cod

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.