- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Giving birth to the antichrist

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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