Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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Women's rights

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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what time is it rape time

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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Pickles

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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A bar walks into your mother.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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