Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Your mother

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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A man. That is all.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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