- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

potato farming

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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