- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

French people

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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