- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

ruddell and dodds anal

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

A black goes to college

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

The Holocaust

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

the chicken whent boomand then died

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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