What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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Grapefruit.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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austins gay lolololol

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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