What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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cory is gay

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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NEVER

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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