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OGC - tilt your head

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

What is brown and sticky?

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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