- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

suck my dick.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Penis.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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