A guy is playing cod

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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You know George Washington? He died.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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Grapefruit.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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baby seal walks into a bar

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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