What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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T-Dog scare me

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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your face.

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Sex. That is all.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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the guy below me is gay

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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knock knock Come in.

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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