- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Frown is a four letter word.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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