Fuck her

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A seal walks into a club.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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Yeah, totally.

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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