What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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NEVER

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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The WNBA

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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