What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

Your mom

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

Three blondes walk into a community college.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What's white and sticky? Glue

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

Freddie Mercurys teeth

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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