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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Knock, knock. Come in!

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

you will die someday

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

I only like NY as a friend.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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