Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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what time is it rape time

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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im black

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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