I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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American Idol

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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ollie is a fag so are you

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austins gay lolololol

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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