Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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Anal cheese curds.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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Hello

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It says so on your cap.

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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My mom's dead

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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Women's sports.

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Anti Joke

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