Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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BUTTERFARTING

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The WNBA

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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9/11

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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