- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

look left now look right. washing machine

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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