Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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9/11

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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69

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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A black goes to college

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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hi

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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boobs

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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Go figure, you seemed pretty fucking scared of me back then. "autocast" hypnotic priming, anchors, you know what that is right? You for (as an example) clap your hands whenever you succeed at hypnotizing yourself while staying awake in a lucid state, then you repeat it until you one day just clap, your body remembers the whole sequence and boom it works right away. You did not think that PaulMcKenna could just touch people and have them do what he wants without even telling them what to do right? Especially not McKenna, I learned a lot from Richard Bandler, absolutely nothing from Anthony Robbins, everything I could ever want from Igor Ledochowsky, and absolutely nothing from PaulMcKenna, I went to him last, I should have skipped Both Robbins and Kenna, they use NLP and... Basically call it hypnosis.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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