Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

im black

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

cot!

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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