A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Yeah, totally.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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