Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Justin Bieber

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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WNBA

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whats gay ? you

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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minorities

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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Your mum is dead

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Indeed.

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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