Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Kittens.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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Jokes are funny.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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What should I name my dog?

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Anti Joke

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