Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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whats gay ? you

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Go away.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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