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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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hi

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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