A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

A horse walks into a glue factory..

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Justin Bieber

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

WNBA

There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

whats gay ? you

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

minorities

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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