wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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NEVER

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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Anal cheese curds.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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