How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

where do the women go? the womanarium

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

obama is a good president

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

What's 6 + 9? 15.

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I came.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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