- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

Your mum is dead

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Brittney Spears

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

Josh kissing a girl

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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