- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

guess what? chicken butt.

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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