Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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jokes r dumb

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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