Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

balls in ya mouf

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

An Irishman stays home

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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