What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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your face.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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The horse said "nay."

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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