Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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shut up

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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