World peace

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

lol

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Your Mom

A man. That is all.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

I came.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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