What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Tim's gay.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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