how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Boobs are nasty!

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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