What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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okay.....

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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noodles

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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Penis

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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What flys? A fly

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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Mexicans working in an office

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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