Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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Boobs are nasty!

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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World Of Warcraft

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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GAY PEOPLE

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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