- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

ollie is a fag so are you

nine...eleven

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

want to go home? yea

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

why did the man die? he got shot

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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