whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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WTF BOOOOOM

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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Which one is hardest?

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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