Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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WNBA

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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What does a man like. food.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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