What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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How many dislikes can this get?

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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