My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

What's gay and gay? Joe

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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