ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Poopsack Jones

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

Women's Rights

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Jews for Jesus

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...