What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Adam Sandler.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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