- Anti Joke

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.