- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

jewish people like other jewish people.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

Mitt Romney for president.

A Muslim blows up a bar

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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