I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Black people are clen.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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Jake Bowar

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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