What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Women's rights.

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sweaty black guy

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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