what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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No.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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okay.....

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Bing

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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