What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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tim rafter died no one cared

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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Your doorbell is broken.

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Hummer.

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