- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Someone told me about this website.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

A Muslim blows up a bar

I don't get it

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Knock knock Come in!

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

George W. Bush

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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