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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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whats better than shoes feet

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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Black people are clen.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Anti Joke

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