Rebecca Black.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

a little girl gets raped

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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