- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Women's rights.

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