whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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