- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

two fish are in a tank.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Punchline.

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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