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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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i heart wiener

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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Anti Joke

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