There once was a rich man who owned a really big mansion, he's a very organised man and likes routine, every day at 6.30pm he goes for an hour long jog. One day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his mansion is on fire and he can see a little orange man running away in the distance. But he thinks nothing of it. The man has lost a lot of money, but can still afford to move into a slighty smaller, yet still very large house. The next day he goes out for his jog and when he gets back his big house is on fire and again, he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it, but has now lost even more money, and has to move into a regular size house. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his house is on fire and again he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it and has lost even more money. He is really gutted by this point and now has to move into a single bedroom flat. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his flat is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He still thinks nothing of it and has now lost all his money, and has to move into a cardboard box under a bridge. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his cardboard box is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He is sick of this and decides to chase the little orange man. When he catches him he tackles him to the ground, turns him over and asks.. did you burn down my mansion, my big house, my average sized house, my flat, and my box? The little orange man replies no.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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