What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Kittens.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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