i hate you.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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666 im christian

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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Anti Joke

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