"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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whats gay ? you

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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Penis in a box.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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