What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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Teen pregnancy

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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Women's rights

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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dead babies

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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