What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

World Of Warcraft

What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

GAY PEOPLE

how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

A black goes to college

What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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