- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

i heart wiener

This is not a good joke.

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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