What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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666 im christian

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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WNBA

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Banana(s)

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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your mother is so lesbian

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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