What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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KEVIN HART

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Anti Joke

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