balls in ya mouf

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

NEVER

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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