Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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