- Anti Joke

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

What is brown and smells? Poop

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

knock knock whos there .. derp