A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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Womens rights

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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potatoes

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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womens rights!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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