A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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GAY PEOPLE

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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SPAMS!!!

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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boobs

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Go figure, you seemed pretty fucking scared of me back then. "autocast" hypnotic priming, anchors, you know what that is right? You for (as an example) clap your hands whenever you succeed at hypnotizing yourself while staying awake in a lucid state, then you repeat it until you one day just clap, your body remembers the whole sequence and boom it works right away. You did not think that PaulMcKenna could just touch people and have them do what he wants without even telling them what to do right? Especially not McKenna, I learned a lot from Richard Bandler, absolutely nothing from Anthony Robbins, everything I could ever want from Igor Ledochowsky, and absolutely nothing from PaulMcKenna, I went to him last, I should have skipped Both Robbins and Kenna, they use NLP and... Basically call it hypnosis.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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women's lacrosse.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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