why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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