- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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