- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

a show horse jumps over a bar

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Hey Caleb.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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