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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

nine...eleven

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

i wish i was a tree !

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

People Eating Tasty Animals

A guy is playing cod

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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