- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

Women's sports.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

what do you call a cup?... a cup

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

suck my dick.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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