What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Penis

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Akshaytiger World

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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