Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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ur mother

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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