Women

Women's sports.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

come along children

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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