- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

womens rights

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

i hate you.

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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