- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

Someone told me about this website.

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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