- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

Banana(s)

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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