What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Penis jokes.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Women's rights.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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