AVI IS A FAG

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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jack shine has boobs

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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Baseball

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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planking.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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