like facebook.com/john maon

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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i heart wiener

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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Bumsniffer

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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