- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.