Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

So a baby seal walks into a club

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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My butt!!!!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

Knock knock. Come in.

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