- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My butt!!!!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

Knock knock. Come in.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

A man walks into a bar.

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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