- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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