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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Avery has crabs.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

I don't get it

Dozer has a soul

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

A guy is playing cod

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Icecream

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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