- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

I love Ciara!

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

A Mexican walks into a club.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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