Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

Women's rights

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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