I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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