What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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World peace

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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