roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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Anti Joke

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