- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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