I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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I LIKE TURLES.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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