i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Punchline.

Gadaffi

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

knock knock whos there .. derp

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

People Eating Tasty Animals

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

okay.....

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

noodles

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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