- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

What's not red? No tomatoes.

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

i hate you.

What should I name my dog?

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

what do you call a cup?... a cup

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