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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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