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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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