- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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