Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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Knock knock Come in!

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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SAY

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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