What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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