Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

W.N.B.A.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

A woman gets in her car to drive.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

A man walks into a bar.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Knock knock It's open, come in.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

How Long is a Chinese man.

Anti Joke

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