What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

What is brown and sticky?

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

your face.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

your mom is so old that she farts dust.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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