whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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Womens rights.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Men's rights.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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Small titties.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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