why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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look left now look right. washing machine

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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WNBA

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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