What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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KEVIN HART

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Fuck her

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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shut up

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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Don't rape me!

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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Covietz has a large penis

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Can I touch it?

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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Black people

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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