- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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