there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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