- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Women

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Gadaffi

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

The glass is half an hour.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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