You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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Your life That's the joke

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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Go away.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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