A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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no u

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WNBA

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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whats gay ? you

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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a black guy leaves prison

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Tacos

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Anti Joke

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