You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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