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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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