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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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Canada's army

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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There were three hungry cows in a barn. One day, one of them finds a stick of butter on the ground, and notifies the other cows of his findings. Since the barn was ran like a democracy, the cows decided via 2/3 vote that the winner of the stick of butter should be decided by a checkers tournament. The problem is that there is no good way to run a checkers tournament with three cows because checkers is a one-on-one game. The first cow suggests trying to find another cow to join in so that they could have a bracket-style tournament, but there were only three cows that lived in the barn. The second cow suggests a round-robin style tournament. The third cow informs the second cow that there is a possibility of a tie because each cow can finish with one win and one loss among the two games in a round-robin tournament. The first cow suggests that the round-robin process can be repeated until there is a winner. This joint suggestion was approved by 2/3 vote by the cows. Finally the checkers tournament begins. The first cow says to the second cow, "you butter not beat me at checkers!"

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World Of Warcraft

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but there is a road to the super market

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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