- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

guess what? chicken butt.

Women"s Rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

Time flies like a banana.

sweaty black guy

Women's rights.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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