what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

What should I name my dog?

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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