Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

womens rights!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Knock knock Who's there? What.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

Sea World Japan.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

a little girl gets raped

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

your life

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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