A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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sweaty black guy

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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God.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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Time flies like a banana.

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oops

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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