What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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W.N.B.A.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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World peace

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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