3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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I am a real homosexual

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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Anti jokes.

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I came.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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oops

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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